Business Pick Up Lines

The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same. Use these Business Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Accounting, Geeky, Economics

You look like a woman in business. (Why?) Because you really know how to position yourself for me.

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Who needs a financial analysis when I know exactly where to put my money.

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Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Am I a profit or a loss?” Now which one are you?

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Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?

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Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?

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Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused.

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Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfortable.

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Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

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In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest…for real, it’s hot.

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If you were Microsoft Office, I would totally Access you.

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