Christmas Pick Up Lines

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. Use these Christmas Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Christian, Christmas, Thanksgiving

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas

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I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on my “naughty” list.

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That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!

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Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

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Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.

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If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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