Funny Pick Up Lines

Looking for something funny to start your conversation? Use these Funny Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Best, Dirty

Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.

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Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? ‘Cause you’re BeAuTiful!

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I wish you were a door, so I can slam you all day.

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Let me offer you a hand and a heart. I am a surgeon, so I have plenty of those

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Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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If you’re scared of the bears you can always come sleep in my tent.

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Hey you know Dr. Phil says I am afraid of commitment….Do you want to prove him wrong?

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