Gay Pick Up Lines

Gay, Lesbian and LGBTQ… Use these Gay Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Psychology, For Guys, For Girls

When I’m around you I can’t think straight.

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I’ve never seen such a huge bulge in a man’s pants… wait a minute, yes I have – mine!

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I’m an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.

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Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.

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I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?

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I know you think I’m sexy, I know you think I’m fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.

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I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.

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I hope you’re not a vegetarian, ’cause I want to feed you some meat!

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We’re having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?

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Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that’s buried deep in my butt.

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