Medical Pick Up Lines

Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine. Use these Medical Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Science, Dentist, Art

Your name is wrapped around my heart like a coronary artery.

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I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

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I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.

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I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.

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Honey, you’re so sweet that even my liver GLUT2 transporters would be at Vmax.

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Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race.

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Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

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You must be stage 3 syphilis. Cause i cant get you out of my head.

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Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.

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You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar

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