Psychology Pick Up Lines

“If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.”….. Use these Psychology Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Science, Chemistry, Engineering

My therapist says I have oral fixation. And don’t worry – it will be years before I’m cured.

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Damn, baby, I’d like to find your synaptic cleft and feel its electrical energy, if you know what I mean.

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You were diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder? Honey, that doesn’t count when you’re actually perfect.

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Can you cure agorophobia? Because if you were in my house, I’d never want to leave.

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My brainstem is my second-favorite stem. OR My post-synaptic cleft is my second-favorite cleft.

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You must not believe in the language acquisition device – because baby, I’m rendered speechless.

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Your body is like psychoanalysis. It’s unbelievably sexual and reminds me of everything that was wrong with my life before we met.

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Is your name B.F. Skinner? Because under the right circumstances, you could make me do anything.

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If you’re an axon, i would be your myelin sheath.

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Do i have to use deception to get voluntary participation from you? You make me want to revoke my withdraw rights.

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