Rednecks Pick Up Lines

Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly….. Use these Redneck Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Cheesy, Cute, Seniors

God wants us to be together. That’s why he gave us the same parents!

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You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!

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I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

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If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

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Oh Boy, I soiled my pants, can me get into yours?

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If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til the afternoon.

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You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.

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Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look at you my nuts tighten.

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My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

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