Accounting Pick Up Lines

Is it tax time? Use these Accounting Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Math, Calculus, Funny

If you were a financial statement line item, you would be goodwill, and I wouldn’t even bother testing a fine intangible asset likeyou for impairment.

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I’d love to amortize your discount on bonds payable

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I know i shouldn’t use the direct write off method, but I’ll do it for you.

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Hey girl, Looks like your trial balance needs adjusting

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Do you know why accountants are considered the best lovers? Cause’ we are skilled in the double entry system!

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Just because I only have a minority interest, doesn’t mean we shouldn’t integrate and do a rollover.

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Maybe we should go back to your place so you can show me some inside information about your firm structure.

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I’ve been in public practice for several years, and that’s easily the largest endowment I’ve ever seen.

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